this is morbidly hilarious.
^^
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hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my number
so call me beep me if you wanna reach me
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u-ok:
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Do you know who that picture is of ? That’s Marilyn Monroe. They’ve considered her the most beautiful women in the world. She’s gorgeous, and beautiful, right ? But look at her stomach. Is it completley flat ? Does she not have love handles or, perfect long skinny legs ? No. She dosn’t. And wanna know something ? Her pants size, was a size 9. She wasn’t some fucking 00 or 1. She had CURVES. You all worry about your pants size, and your weight when, in reality, who cares ? Why not live your life and be happy instead of counting calories in your head ? Trying to “Be skinny” ? You think losing weight it going to automatically make you feel better ? It wont. No magical fairy is gonna come flying outta the fucking wood work, declaring, “You’re now offically hott ! Boys love you now ! You can be accepted by society !” No. Utter, bullshit. You’re fucking beautiful ; it’s society thats fucked. Love yourself, because if you cant love yourself, you cant love anybody, or anything else. Be free, and be happy. Fuck what the media says, you want that double cheese-burger with bacon ? GO FOR IT. Until your weight starts to affect your health, you’re perfectly fine to eat what you please. ♥
ummm.. this is a picture of a dead squirrel in a pool.
how very observant of you
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and and and and lizzie mcguire and gordooo ! :-)Reblog this if the highlight of your childhood was Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable finally getting together.
dead
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i cant stop laughing omfg
PH MY GOD
LMFAO
omfg! im dying! LMFAO!
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